Cup Nude
Taken from someone else’s blog with the quote of:
Japanese people fucking love noodles, but did you know they also love fucking noodles?
Cup Nude (Front)
Now, this may look like a normal cup noodle for you but it’s actually a super duper fantastic sugoi ultimato omega optimus prime thundercat transformer adult toy!
Here’s why I say so.
Cup Nude (Back)
The Cup Nude is like a compressed fast and easy masturbator that is specially made for guys, it goes with the same idea of a real instant cup noodle that provides a fast and easy cooking method that can be done in 3 minutes.
of course, in this case it challenge you to last for more than 3 minutes.
Cup Nude (Top)
The side label also says that the feeling of this Cup Nude is like poking into a thousand worms, which i think it means poking into the noodle like feeling. (but why the girl in front if it was just to know how does fucking a noodle feels?)
Cup Nude (Side)
If you were wondering how does the actual inner content of this Cup Nude looks like, you can have a look at the photo below, it’s actually some Wax Gel Type, that makes me thing a man shouldn’t messed with Jelly.
Cup Nude (Inside)
There’s a hole in the middle and you know what to do with it the moment u open the seal. However I personally have not tested or tried or bought any of this item, so I can’t guarantee you that this thing actually works or any side effects…
Cup Nude (Sauce)
Like all cup noodles, it comes with a small pack of flavor sauce that will make your cup nude taste better. Although this one is more of an acid…
Who hasn’t enjoyed the instant gratification of a delicious Cup Nude? Just add a little hot water and go from hungry to happy in record time. It’s the portable, hot meal that’s ideal for camping, a quick lunch at your desk, or serving up as an easy after school snack
Quoted from the original source.
